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Anonymous
Jun 24th, 2006
12:55 PM
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Im So Horney....I Dont Have A Sex

im so horney....i dont have a sex toy. i looked in my fridge..my choices are, cucumber, carrot, banana, suasage hmmm oh well, i'll just make me a salad.:-D:mrgreen::evil::twisted::!:

heather commented on Im So Horney....I Dont Have A Sex
Saturday, June 24th, 2006, 1:46 PM UTC
well your choices look as follows...
:arrow: cucumber~grows on a vine~think TARZAN
:arrow: carrot~grows in ground,dirty~think HILLBILLY
:arrow: banana~jungle fruit~think JUNGLE LOVE
:arrow: suasage~italian?~LATIN LOVER

who do you think will please you more? ;-)
kinkygal commented on Im So Horney....I Dont Have A Sex
Saturday, June 24th, 2006, 3:48 PM UTC
You're definitely better off making a salad. Fruits and vegtables cause infections and vaginal warts. Fact.
Anonymous commented on Im So Horney....I Dont Have A Sex
Sunday, June 25th, 2006, 1:22 AM UTC
truthfully, when you said carrots, i was thinking "Bugs Bunny" sorry, i guess that was how my mind was working at the time.so, i voted for it.
hippie dad commented on Im So Horney....I Dont Have A Sex
Sunday, June 25th, 2006, 11:40 AM UTC
I really don't have the faintest idea what I'm talking about but I thought I would try to discourage you about using the suasage! Thanks for the grins everybody :-)
pappybear commented on Im So Horney....I Dont Have A Sex
Sunday, June 25th, 2006, 12:45 PM UTC
i would love for you to ride my banana baby
Concerned commented on Im So Horney....I Dont Have A Sex
Sunday, June 25th, 2006, 1:48 PM UTC
Too Funny - The author has a great sense of humor.I am so glad Heather added her wit too. Too funny.
i want pappybear commented on Im So Horney....I Dont Have A Sex
Sunday, June 25th, 2006, 3:13 PM UTC
I'll rider your banana :mrgreen::twisted:
Tarzan commented on Im So Horney....I Dont Have A Sex
Sunday, June 25th, 2006, 5:20 PM UTC
Me love jungle veggie salad, me love jane make veggie salad in bush.
Hillbilly commented on Im So Horney....I Dont Have A Sex
Sunday, June 25th, 2006, 5:22 PM UTC
iya need cooked carrot, no teeth. My wife too, she likes carrots then cooks them for me. oooh oooh, good carrot.
Latin Lover commented on Im So Horney....I Dont Have A Sex
Sunday, June 25th, 2006, 5:26 PM UTC
Oh bebe' coma ova here, let me toss you salad. mmmmmm, gooood salad, oooooh, oooooh I give you yummy dressing.
kinkygal commented on Im So Horney....I Dont Have A Sex
Sunday, June 25th, 2006, 5:27 PM UTC
hehehe
chick79 commented on Im So Horney....I Dont Have A Sex
Wednesday, June 28th, 2006, 4:03 AM UTC
just use a cheese grater.. in and out..in and out..in and out..in and out..in and out..in and out..in and out..eventually you will learn not to look in your kitchen for sex toys.
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