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Had An Unlucky Day

so. today at about 11:30 am, i got hit in the head by a car door. really hard right in the center of my forehead. at about 3pm my sister and i were going to get our nails door and i started feeling light headed. i had ringing in my ears, i was nauseous, i broke into a cold sweat, and my eyes went dark. when i calmed my breathing a bit i asked my sister to get me some water. i took one sip and she mentioned my lips were turning purple. i got up stumbling to the bathroom. i threw up a few times and was ok to walk to the car. does anyone have any idea as to why this happened? could it have been a concussion? (?) :/

Warped commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Tuesday, February 21st, 2012, 8:10 AM EST
It's not a concussion.You have manicuraphobia and are terrified of your manicurist.All those symptoms you described are typical of a common mental illness, the irrational fear of the unknown..either unknown pain or unaware and latent sexual violation of having your fingers erotically manipulated by a delightfully perfumed and scantilly clad technician.Two solutions offer themselves.Get counselling at about $100 per hour, or invest in a $1.99 nail cutter.
anonymous#3 commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Tuesday, February 21st, 2012, 8:59 AM EST
My first question would be, did you damage the car door..?
needing answers.... commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Tuesday, February 21st, 2012, 9:30 AM EST
you 2 are jerks!!!!!!!!!! i am looking for real answers not smart ass comments from perverted bastards. i posted this in all seriousness and you are making fun of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what happened to the old, nice roofessions? with hippie dad? and all them? o.O :(
Midas commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Tuesday, February 21st, 2012, 2:50 PM EST
Yes, it sounds like the symptoms that would be brought on by a concusion. o.O
anonymous commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Tuesday, February 21st, 2012, 3:47 PM EST
If you wanted serious answers, maybe you should have asked your mommy, or maybe your middle schoolnurse instead of a bunch of 'perverted bastards'.o.O
Musketeer Man commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Tuesday, February 21st, 2012, 3:50 PM EST
i say take3 m&ms and call me in the morning.and im being serious, chocolate fixes everything

btw, im not a bastard, i know who my parents were, and i dont think im perverted.kinky maybe, but not perverted
Warped commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012, 6:08 AM EST
When was the roofession ever "nice"?I think you are living in the twilight zone.Or maybe its the manicuraphobia.
If you are worried about a concussion you should be at the ER, not here.Concussions arevery serious and not to be trifled with.You already have one of the more debilitating symptoms of concussion...delusion...thinking people here are "jerks", "smart ass(es)", and "perverted bastards."
Aussie opal commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012, 8:52 PM EST
I'm thinking you had concussion but then if you were able to post this I guess it passed by then, in future, don't mess about if you have a serious concussion it can lead to brain injury , even death.
Also if you post here you have to have a thick skin, some ppl just love to be negative and nasty, I may be quirky but don't think I am a jerk, smartarse and def not perverted......if you post an answer that asks for trouble this is the place to come! o.O
Shanana commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012, 11:52 PM EST
I'll side with AO on that one.
You didn't really think you'd get a professional opinion in here, did you?
If you did, then I think you should go to the nearest ER. There could be something wrong from that hit.
hippie dad commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Thursday, February 23rd, 2012, 11:58 AM EST
Don't be fooled sweetheart. I don't think there are any doctors here and the guys are pulling your leg a little bit but you just chewed out a few of the nicest people you might meet here.
I hope you're feeling better:yes:
Anonymous commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Monday, February 27th, 2012, 5:02 PM EST
Truth is none of the men above are as nice as they would like to have you or anyone else think they are.From the way I see it, and I've been watching for a good long time. Itjust depends on what day you get a response from them.As for you bumping your head, roofessions isn't probably the place to attain good solid advice from, however if you have no one else to turn to I can see why you thought a bunch of old farts with nothing else to do might have prior knowledge and experience.After all they've all been around for a very very long time.Head injuries can be very serious and if ANY symptoms out of the normal present themselves you should be seen by a professional.Next time ...skip to AO's comment, she's pretty on spot most of the time, even though everyone likes to give her shit she keeps it real for the most part. :)
hd commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Tuesday, February 28th, 2012, 9:37 AM EST
I think it's safe to say that most good people would like to be better Anonymous so, whatever your intention was, your comment didn't fall far short of a compliment. Your words seem to contain a few anonymous digs which I don't have any respect for but, despite that, you pretty much have this old fart pegged.
I meant what I said about hoping you are feeling better author and I don't think anyone before me means you any ill either. If I had a dollar for every time I bumped my head I'd take you to dinner in a damn fine restaurant ;)
Anonymous commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Tuesday, February 28th, 2012, 1:53 PM EST
and your such a brain damaged dropout old fart it's hard to tell if it's from concussions or drugs or alcohol.
I do not think your ideal of a fine restaurant, McDonalds, would be such a treat.
hd commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Tuesday, February 28th, 2012, 2:12 PM EST
Lol! I feel like I'm being heckled by a third grader.
@ hd commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Tuesday, February 28th, 2012, 5:30 PM EST
Is it true your like a real life hippie?
Did you take like all them old time hippie drugs?
Have you seen God while 'tripping'?
anonymous#3 commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Tuesday, February 28th, 2012, 7:39 PM EST
apparently no one here understands sarcasm...o.O
Aussie opal commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Tuesday, February 28th, 2012, 10:01 PM EST
@ anonymous 5.02pm, thanks for the vote of confidence, much appreciated!xD
hd commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Tuesday, February 28th, 2012, 10:49 PM EST
Hmmm...I've seen music a few times and the wind once but no, I never saw God.
Love and peace #3:D
anonymous#3 commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Wednesday, February 29th, 2012, 12:06 AM EST
hugs and fist bumps to you too, hd...xP
stevent.222 commented on Had An Unlucky Day
Saturday, March 3rd, 2012, 3:17 AM EST
Holy!~Crap! Warped!I've never laughed so hard in my life by your first comment.
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