-- Becky
11:32 AM, Feb 3rd 2010 in Adult Only
Title: How to...

Okay, Ive heard a lot of men claim that they give good head but when an actual hook up occurs some of you don't have the slightest clue in hell as to what it is you are doing. And just because you love giving head doesn't mean you give it well so here are 5 small tips to help you and your lady out...

1.) There is more to it than the clit: The clit isn't the only part of the vagina that loves attention during 69. The vagina isn't just for your dick. So stop ignoring it. Put your finger(s) in it, use a vibrator, a carrot (not my thing but I thought I'd throw it out there), something, ANYTHING but play in it please. I mean for crying out loud your face is covered in lady juices so why are you afraid of getting your hands dirty?

2.) You have options: Speaking of the clit, there are more sensations we like other than you flicking it with the tip of your tongue. Suck it, bite it (not too hard- I can not stress this enough) or again use your hands and give it a little break so she doesn't orgasm in 30 seconds or less. Alternate and repeat. Do you like it when a woman just bobs up and down on your dick with her mouth and nothing else or do you like it when she sucks the whole thing, then just the tip, licks it, grabs it and jacks you off while sucking it and plays with your balls? We like a little variety too.

3.) Rug Burn = No fun: Shave your face or at the very least trim your mustache. No woman on this entire planet thinks having rug burn on her inner thighs is col. We do have to get up and go to work/school/shop when you are done. We need to be able to walk without being in constant pain. Not being able to walk because of the earth shattering orgasm one thing and is totally different than being in pain because our thighs are chaffing.

4.) Her thighs are not there just to get in the way: You don't just have to rush right in and start going at it like you're starving, kissing a ladies thighs can only go one of two ways- a. it'll turn her on even more or b. she'll laugh like crazy cause it tickles, either way its fun so stop using them to prop yourself up. Rub them while you're eating her out, grab them and pull her legs open but just stop pretending like they aren't there. They are an erogenous zone.

5.) Its not going to break: There are some men who eat pussy like if they get too close or too into it its going to break. You do this too when having sex. If your lady likes it a bit harder during sex she probably wouldn't mind you losing yourself and letting go when your face is in between her legs. Bury your face in there, swim around, come up for air and then dive back in. The vagina is attached. It will not break, it will not come off, it will not need to go in and be re-detailed if you bang it up a bit with your mouth so stop treating it like a new Sabb and rough it up a bit. Touch it and act like you love doing it. If you say you love eating pussy then EAT IT don't just taste test it.

Thank you
-- hippie dad
1:13 PM, Feb 3rd 2010
Thank you Becky! I'm pretty sure I got it all but I don't know how I'm gonna read this stuff I wrote on my arm in the dark. That's one of the advantages women have, as long as your mouth is involved you'll hardly ever hear a man say you did it wrong...except maybe the whisker thing o.O ;)
-- wolvie
2:07 PM, Feb 3rd 2010
One thing that I know for sure is that I KNOW how pleasure a woman by how you say "giving her head" as you say or going down! I've made women grind and writhe with pleasure! My wife will beg me for it. (which I love) But I do it because I love it! An ex girlfriend once told me that she missed my tongue! HA! Loved your entry Becky and one mistake on my record is forgetting to shave my hairy face of stubble. Ouch!

Thank you getting me blood going! xP
-- The Phantom
3:31 PM, Feb 3rd 2010
Becky, sounds like you have had your share of men by the pointers you wrote. You refer to 'most men' as though you have had them all. LMAO. Just teasing you babe. I know you have to write this way in order to put your point across.
But me, I can't recall ever having a complaint. You know why? They say Lesbian Action is a mans thing. I agree. Men love to watch it even if it turns lots of ladies off. I call it OJT (On the Job Training). I pay attention to how the gal does it because I figure she does it to her partner the way she'd love to have it done to her, so I remember and then put into practice what I learned.
Example, Dr Phil and Dr Os (Or whatever his name. The one on The Ophry Show)both clain there is no such thing as a ladies GSpot. I disagree. I often, while licking, sucking, massaging, the womans clit with my lips and tongue, will slide my fingers into her vagina (I like pussy better) and use pressure and massage the upper part just beyond the clitoris bone. They go crazy. They love it. And I say to those professional, 'Get your act together. That is the GSpot.'
Any complaints gals. Correct me if I'm wrong.
And to correct these men who say they have had some bad pussy. "There is no such thing as bad pussy. Some is better than the other but still, NO BAD PUSSY."
-- Assman
3:38 PM, Feb 3rd 2010
Yeah, what Becky said.... xP When I am pleasing my lady I like to exercise every option avaliable. If beatin that thing up with my face is what she wants at the moment, then I will try to tear the fenders off of that new Mercedes!
-- MH
3:53 PM, Feb 3rd 2010
Damn HD....You've been married how long? and you're needing notes to get you thru this one? ;)
-- Dangerously Ignorant
4:14 PM, Feb 3rd 2010
Coming from a man of experience, I'd just like to $$$!
-- Dangerously Ignorant
4:16 PM, Feb 3rd 2010
Well what I meant to say was xxxmmmph kmlpmmmph fggg(o)^^&&&mp klghmph!
-- HN?
5:15 PM, Feb 3rd 2010
Becky - I did not disagree with any of the "pointers" you mentioned. I was lucky, early in life, to have had the priviledge (and a lot of mutal fun) of being tutored in the art oral pleasure by a slightly older woman. I was still very young and inexperienced but she was very kind and most patient with me. I am fairly sure sure that I was able to reward her patience because we would spend many long sessions locked in our favorite 69 postion. There was nothing I liked better than making that girl cum and cum again.

That all said, one of the lessons I learned from her was that it was every bit as important for the woman to communicate was SHE liked and HOW she liked. Not only is it good for her, but it is a HUGE turn-on for the guy.

Get vocal ladies!! Tell him what you want!! Get dirty!! Grind that face ... hump his face ... take some control! Have fun!!

No matter how much you'd like it to be, we are not and never will be mind readers. So, if we're not doing it the way you like it ... and you're not providing any guidance .... you are every bit as much at fault as we are.

FYI - The same works both ways.
-- Assman
6:01 PM, Feb 3rd 2010
Yeah what HN? said....lol, excellent advice from the Author, Ms. Becky, and an excellent addendum by Mr. HN?. :yes:
-- bullshit
6:20 PM, Feb 3rd 2010
Nail meet hammer... HN? is all over this one.
-- Assman
6:41 PM, Feb 3rd 2010
Ms. Becky, do you know the difference between "giving head" and "giving face"?
-- bullshit
6:59 PM, Feb 3rd 2010
LOL....Assman I have to say once when I was in my second year of college I started by "giving face" and I'll be damn if before it was over I wasn't giving "head and shoulders" as well. I swear at one point I don't think anything but my shoes were sticking out. :D :D o.O ;)
-- Assman
7:23 PM, Feb 3rd 2010
That being said bullshit, I would wager that was probably one of the better lessons you may or may not have payed for during your college years. It seems as if you certainly retained the knowledge gained in that session. ;)
-- Just another anon
8:45 PM, Feb 3rd 2010
Bob Hope and Red Skelton, may you rest in peace, you replacements have come to life. Sorry Becky, I'm referring to the comments on here.
-- Assman
9:16 PM, Feb 3rd 2010
LOL, would you please elaborate on your comment Ms. JaR? I hope I am the Red Skelton character, I liked the way he always ended his skits. :yes: However Bob was quite the card, I heard he was quite hung and the ladies often referred to him as Mr. Ed....you don't think he went overseas during war times to see the G.I.s do ya? Entertain them yes, see them no way...I would venture to say old Bob tore the fenders off a few Hudsons in his day...

Damn, we are telling our age are we not? >_<
-- Pleasing ;)
6:21 AM, Feb 4th 2010
I have to agree with u, Becky! Jus like in my post " Dick not Required!" People can have sex or reach extasy, Climax without a dick or strap on! I love pussy! I can eat my girl, without even fucking her & I'm fine with that. Sure I'll finger, massage & smack her pussy, but I'll eat her till she starts screaming & then sum! xD xD
-- warped
7:26 AM, Feb 4th 2010
I have an 11 inch tongue with a 4 inch girth.
-- Tootsie Pop
9:00 AM, Feb 6th 2010
and for heaven sakes, please stop talking with your mouth full! we don't have ears down there! can't understand what you're saying! rise up and make a clear announcement! and nothing derogatory, because those thighs clamp closed, too.
-- Anonymous
7:19 PM, Feb 14th 2010
I like to not just eat pussy but to like her asshole also-sometimes a finger in there helps
-- Woody
1:36 AM, Feb 18th 2010
I for one have to agree with most of whats been said. Older women can teach a younger man most everything, like the tools of the trade.It's not a race,Go slow and enjoy it.I was with a lady a week ago and she showed and told me everything the way a lady likes it.Some like it different.She was talking to me every step of the way. WOW! I was so relaxed and by her talking was right out of this world.A woman usually doesn't give in that easy with her inner self. Theres a lot leading up to oral sex. Touching ,licking,talking,different thing of that nature.
Any ways becky, i'm proud of you for telling it like it is. xP :yes:

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