Okay I'll start this off by making fun of me and get to the rest of you later on.

bullshit: I hate to hear about your problem but have no opinion on the matter. When and if I do I will try to candy coat it.

H This is something you need to take serious (hold on, I'm going to grab up that kid and beat some ass.)

simple: I see your problem you black hearted bitch. Much like that rabbit I saw on my way to work had to hit the ditch to run his ass over but I got him. Damn rabbits, shitting all over the countryside.

-J: Sometimes logic is not the best answer. I will pray on this and get back to you. May the lord walk with you until my return.

Trish: The damn thing looked like it was starving so I stomped it to death with my boots. I can't save all these miserable bastards.

Ed: I was so disappointed to find out we wouldn't have a new fur kid around the house.

AO: I feel I know the answer but just hate to state my opinion.

HN?: follow whatever advice AO gives. It is always good and we seldom disagree.

Lindy: AO I have to strongly disagree. I tell you one damn thing you better be glad at times an ocean separates us.

HH: I damn sure have no time for your problems. Suck it up I damn sure don't have time to mess with you.(ps. hubby and I did something very sexual last night but I am too embarrassed to tell it.)

Stevent: Why does everything have to be about sex doesn't anyone feel with their heart and soul anymore? Big dick this....big tits that...just makes me sick.

MH: She gasped at the mountain of meat he unfolded from his zipper destine for her dripping love hole.

JAR : I know that was just a joke and you didn't really mean it.

Jule: Okay it was a tasteless joke. I sure won't do that again.

DI: I swear this woman is driving me out of my mind. (Hold on it the phone) Probably that damn kid again .I swear you think you are rid of them by shipping them off to Mexico and they call non stop.

Auburnblonde: Thanks for your advice and I have no further questions.

The second one was HD.....I messed that up

Damn MH (Laura), get out of the barn and go back to sleep!

You missed a few of us, but I forgive you...

bullshit (James) needs to leave the barn and go back to sleep to.

Phew glad i didn't make that list LMAO.

You know anybody else's real names that you feel like posting?

I must say I am amazed at some of the replies. I guess some of you are missing that it was aimed at saying the OPPOSITE of what these people would ever say to anyone. I swear, no wonder no one cares to post anything here anymore.

lol, tough crowd today!

I thought it was horrible you dirty rotten son of a....oh wait ,that was evil simple talking. Very Good BS . Hold on I got Car girl for you... I wish Tuck just liked me for my brain ..HEE HEE its a joke son its a joke

you didnt include me in your stupid list. your name sure fits you, you dumb $%^&#! no chocolate for you! ever!

(wow, i sure hope you know i was kidding, i feel so bad now. you can really have all of my chocolate, mr bullshit sir)

LMAO Simple well now i don't feel so left out or Tuck.
Sour Simple oh so sour xoxo

sigh , left out agin ......

yup i'm a nobody too

Damn people I didn't intend to leave anyone out was hoping people would take off and add others.
I must say my name isn't James and the last time I checked MH's wasn't Laura but I am flattered. I do know if she was searching for a James her line would look like an American Idol try out while I'm sure my line for a Laura would probably only include one old arthritic woman wondering if I did infact used to be Lassie.
MM you would have been too easy buddy, MM: I can tell you one thing you have a problem chocolate wouldn't help. That shit will kill you.

Warped you know you would have had to trade places with -J and I just couldn't do that to you Bud. Some things aren't funny and you would have not liked that.

Okay I am out for the night, everyone will be home soon. Take care and if anyone does get in the spirit to add others by all means do it. Simple and MM thanks for your comments I got some great laughs with both and that was what I intended in the beginning. Thanks for playing along.

bullshit...Ummm, I think you are confussing me with JoA (Just another Anon)! I haven't comment on any of your post in a while!

Yes! I was left off

He might be right Biker Babe cause your body is HOT!

which is Sweet!

Sassy, I sure wish I had more problems and could go visit hippie dad so we could get hurt together

Bs This is a great thread , I hope others will join in

Essex: Damn what we need is a good beastiality post.