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Anonymous
Jan 8th, 2008
5:57 PM
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1. Aspire To Be Barbie - The Bitch

Tips for ladies in year 2008
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.


7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember every good looking , sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend!
:-D

(0)(0) commented on 1. Aspire To Be Barbie - The Bitch
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008, 5:43 PM EST
I concur with seven out of twelve of the above post, let your imagination run wild.... ;-)
Pseudonym commented on 1. Aspire To Be Barbie - The Bitch
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008, 9:23 PM EST
Sounds good to me!
Aussie opal commented on 1. Aspire To Be Barbie - The Bitch
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008, 11:41 PM EST
I prefer a Mai Tai but the sentiments are great! :-D
TENN.ARMY.GIRL commented on 1. Aspire To Be Barbie - The Bitch
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008, 1:33 PM EST
I really like and need #3 and # 11 and I'm really not a hard drinker give me a beer and I'm happy :mrgreen:Hope everyone has a great day
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