Little Johnny Watched His Daddy's Car...

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the
school playground and go
into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and
saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in
a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could
not contain himself as
he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy,
I was at the playground
and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt
Jane. I went back to look
and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he
helped her take off her
shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants
off, then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny,
this is such an interesting story, suppose you save
the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look
on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane
a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off,
then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same
thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when
Daddy was in the Army."

Moral:
Sometimes you need to listen to the whole
story before you interrupt. :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: