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She Walks In And Finds Him Naked | Roofessions | Anonymous Confessions & Rants

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Anonymous
Jun 9th, 2007
6:15 AM
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She Walks In And Finds Him Naked

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A man shouted to his wife, "Come here and look at my clock"!
She walks in and finds him naked with a hard-on.


She says, "That's not a clock"!
He says, "It will be when you put two hands and a face on it"

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bullshit commented on She Walks In And Finds Him Naked
Saturday, June 9th, 2007, 10:55 AM UTC
:roll:
Trish commented on She Walks In And Finds Him Naked
Saturday, June 9th, 2007, 11:01 AM UTC
Good one:mrgreen:LMAO
simple commented on She Walks In And Finds Him Naked
Saturday, June 9th, 2007, 12:47 PM UTC
heehee
Helping hand commented on She Walks In And Finds Him Naked
Saturday, June 9th, 2007, 3:11 PM UTC
Lol, I read this to Hubby and he chuckled too.;-)
Helping hand commented on She Walks In And Finds Him Naked
Saturday, June 9th, 2007, 3:59 PM UTC
Lol, DI!
The real Trish commented on She Walks In And Finds Him Naked
Saturday, June 9th, 2007, 8:38 PM UTC
That wasn't me above, but it was an ok comment for a change.:mrgreen:
Anonymous commented on She Walks In And Finds Him Naked
Saturday, June 9th, 2007, 8:49 PM UTC
OK, so what do you do all day Trish....wait for me to comment and then you start posting also. Don't you have a life, a family?
Hey, I have a deal for you.....if you want my name this bad, I will gladly give it to you. I have no problem going by a different handle or as a dreaded no name :mrgreen:

The artist formerly known as Trish :mrgreen:
stevent.222 commented on She Walks In And Finds Him Naked
Saturday, June 9th, 2007, 9:47 PM UTC
lol@Trish or should I say the Artist formerly know as???

And whats this one that I posted and you'll like it, WHOOOHOOO, am marking this down in the book. he he he......
stevent.222 commented on She Walks In And Finds Him Naked
Saturday, June 9th, 2007, 9:48 PM UTC
Can't wake to look at the other one I see it's got 8 comments. hehehe...............
Max commented on She Walks In And Finds Him Naked
Sunday, June 10th, 2007, 12:07 AM UTC
This was pretty good,lol
Trish-the real original one-A good new name for you woud be " Tafkat " {the artist formerly known as Trish} ;-)
hippie dad commented on She Walks In And Finds Him Naked
Sunday, June 10th, 2007, 11:17 AM UTC
Steve, I think you should write a book, "Good Jokes I Have Told". Your fans are anxiously waiting for page two.

Lol DI, I haven't had an alarm clock in...oh, never mind...damn

Trish, I don't think it's a good idea to quit using your name. If you start commenting as a no-name some people might start picking on you :-?;-):-D
Tafkat commented on She Walks In And Finds Him Naked
Sunday, June 10th, 2007, 12:44 PM UTC
Oh my gosh, you're right hippie dad. I might get picked on!!
Thanks Max, it's a little weird but we can try it :-D
jusbitchin commented on She Walks In And Finds Him Naked
Sunday, June 10th, 2007, 6:11 PM UTC
is my hubby visiting this site again??? :oops:
this sounds just like him!!! :mrgreen:
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