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Anonymous
Feb 3rd, 2012
2:08 PM
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Atheist Holy Day

A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!

Gotta love this Judge!


You must read this......
A proper decision by the courts...
for a change.


A FLORIDA COURT SETS
ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,
April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned...

Anonymous commented on Atheist Holy Day
Friday, February 3rd, 2012, 7:20 PM EST
Based on every FACT you can and will find with open eyes April fool's are those who attend church and believe what is told to them with no shred of evidence any of it is true.
Anonymous commented on Atheist Holy Day
Friday, February 3rd, 2012, 7:51 PM EST
HeeHeeHee!Jealous Anon above?The sayings you hear in church come from the Bible and that is the Book of both Evidence and Proof.
Anonymous commented on Atheist Holy Day
Friday, February 3rd, 2012, 8:13 PM EST
Bible is the book for fools. I bet you have many of them. Ever heard of fiction stories? greek myths? That is your Bible.
Anonymous commented on Atheist Holy Day
Friday, February 3rd, 2012, 10:35 PM EST
HeeHeeHee!I can't wait for death.One thing about it, I'll be rid of you forever.No place in heaven for the likes of you. 'Jesus loves me, The BIble tells me so'.That also has a tune to it if you wanta sing it.
Aussie opal commented on Atheist Holy Day
Saturday, February 4th, 2012, 1:15 AM EST
Read that and thought of -J immediately.
ha haxD
Anonymous commented on Atheist Holy Day
Saturday, February 4th, 2012, 9:59 PM EST
This idea that you can't wait for death is what the falseness of religion is all about. Pray to your God you have the strength to go on without his myth. When you get too the pearly gates say hello to the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy as well.
Anonymous commented on Atheist Holy Day
Sunday, February 5th, 2012, 3:55 AM EST
anon above, you are funny, crazy and stupid, but funny.
Anonymous commented on Atheist Holy Day
Sunday, February 5th, 2012, 8:49 AM EST
It is a true shame that people desire to live forever and due to that desire refuse to use common sense. Religion has been selling this notion since the beginning of time. I pity those not strong enough to accept reality.
Anonymous commented on Atheist Holy Day
Sunday, February 5th, 2012, 8:51 AM EST
Is it not odd that the person who believes in a mystical being calls someone else stupid?
Aussie opal commented on Atheist Holy Day
Sunday, February 5th, 2012, 8:57 PM EST
Why pity anyone, if it is a comfort to someone to have a belief no matter what is may be then they are entitiled to their opinion and comfort, therefore should not be ridiculed in any way, just the same as if you wish to be a cynic, go right ahead, no skin off anyone's nose.
Until one dies, NO one knows the real truth of what happens do they?
Why deny anyone faith?
OR non faith if that's their choice.
Anonymous commented on Atheist Holy Day
Sunday, February 5th, 2012, 9:28 PM EST
May day is an atheist holiday.The Judge is a stupid religious biggot and a fool himself.
Anonymous commented on Atheist Holy Day
Monday, February 6th, 2012, 6:52 PM EST
Today innocent people died all around the world. Where was their God? You can depend on God to protect you or Smith and Wesson. I'll take the gun everytime.
Anonymous commented on Atheist Holy Day
Monday, February 6th, 2012, 6:53 PM EST
Today innocent people died all around the world. Where was their God? You can depend on God to protect you or Smith and Wesson. I'll take the gun everytime.
Just another Roofie commented on Atheist Holy Day
Tuesday, February 7th, 2012, 2:08 AM EST
HAhaha...that was so funny Author!!I can't think of anything else to top you!!:D
Anonymous commented on Atheist Holy Day
Tuesday, February 7th, 2012, 2:28 PM EST
JaR?I can't believe it.Okay ppl, take a look at an act of God, "life after death", JaR returns. lol.
Anonymous commented on Atheist Holy Day
Tuesday, February 7th, 2012, 5:17 PM EST
As always -J is here!
BOO!
hippie dad commented on Atheist Holy Day
Wednesday, February 8th, 2012, 2:28 PM EST
It never ceases to amaze me how the shit hits the fan when an atheist stoops to the same standards set by some who believe.

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