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Anonymous
Feb 3rd, 2012
10:24 PM
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Blonde Neighbor

Aman was in his front yard mowing grass when hisattractive blonde female neighbor came out of the
house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

Alittle later she came out of her house again went tothe mailbox and again, opened it, slammed it shutagain.
Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it
and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'

To which she replied,'There certainly is!'

'My stupid computer keepssaying, 'YOU'VE GOTMAIL!'

Aussie opal commented on Blonde Neighbor
Saturday, February 4th, 2012, 1:03 AM EST
I think she needs MALE!xD
Just another Roofie commented on Blonde Neighbor
Tuesday, February 7th, 2012, 2:26 AM EST
For sure AO!!
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