Blonde's Year In Review

January
Took newscarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
HellOOOO!!!.........bottleswon't fit in printer!!!

March
Gotreally excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'

April
Trapped on escalator for hours ....
Power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups ofwater won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried togo water skiing.........
Couldn't find a lake with aslope.

July
Lostbreast stroke swimming competition.....
Learnedlater, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August
Gotlocked out of my car in rain storm.....
Car swamped because soft-top was open.

September
The capital of California is'C'.....isn't it???

October
HateM & M's.....
They are so hard to peel.

November
Baked turkey for 4-1/2 days...
Instructionssaid 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December
Couldn'tcall 911.
'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button onthe stupid phone!!!