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Friend too Many
Feb 17th, 2012
7:26 PM
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Cock And Balls

You all suck cock and balls...its always funny to come on here every so often and just look at you morons that sit here all day waiting for someone to reply to your insignificant posts. well im off to the bars with real friends that i dont have to type to, later homos

Aussie opal commented on Cock And Balls
Saturday, February 18th, 2012, 10:06 PM EST
OMG, that is SO funny, you DID come here, and you will come back to check your answers so why are you any different, do you really think the rest of us don't have a life beyond here?
I REALLY think you need to get a real life not shit on others for doinf exactly the same as you, trust me no one will miss you.
Joke's on you! xPha ha ha
Anonymous commented on Cock And Balls
Sunday, February 19th, 2012, 6:53 AM EST
I Aussie! yikes! still maddening rants I know they don't keep Aussie up at night. How is the art restoration going? Is it fun still? I have been busy with my son his grades were a mess and he cannot sing for the President no more if he can't keep up his grades. Parenting is stressful, but rewarding and kept my mind busy. I wait for him to come home now and I am sharing custody with his Dad, I got on them teachers! He told me he can do anything he wanted to do because he was like a basketball star to them and he can walk the halls and do whatever. So I reminded that teacher "pimping" my son that he can't be a "Dumb Artist!" Right Aussie..hope all is well. Have not seen the post in like forever but that is ok. trying to stay positive, leaving the negative energy out and taking B12 !!! be at peace Aussie.
Tyler NO creator commented on Cock And Balls
Sunday, February 19th, 2012, 8:09 PM EST
HA lemmie start off by saying, ur a GAY ASS BITCH EHO SUCKS PIMPLE COVERED DICKS :D. Second i think im gonna get a kick out of how you came to this site in the first pla e, as well as how you decided to write something :) so look who sucks cock and balls now dumb pussy ass bitch.!


Fuck you and have a nice day :D
Advice for Tyler commented on Cock And Balls
Sunday, February 19th, 2012, 8:24 PM EST
Fellatio, blowjob, giving-head, call it what you wish - either you enjoy doing it or you don't. This is geared toward the women out there who either have never gone down on a man before and have mixed feelings, or have performed but do not like it. If you fall in to one or both of those camps, continue reading and maybe you'll walk away with a little more enthusiasm for you, and your partner, to share.

First, a little background information. I am a midwestern, born-and-raised, Catholic school girl. I'm proud of my roots and I do not wish to have grown up any different. Unlike many of my girlfriends back then, I was always the quiet chick. Boys noticed me but seldom made any passes. In fact, it wasn't until my last year in high school that I had my first boyfriend, Mark. Up until then, the closest I've ever been to sexually intimate was dry humping with my best friend at a homecoming dance. Seriously, I was probably the most inexperienced girl you could have ever known. So you can imagine my reaction when, after five months together, Mark whipped "it" out one night. My faced turned so red, I couldn't even look at him. Not only was I afraid to make a fool of myself by even attempting it, but the act of going down on a man just ... struck of a nerve for me.

Mark apologized profusely after that night, but nothing could ease my own disappointment for not being able to please him. We didn't talk about the issue for quite awhile, until one afternoon on our sixth month anniversary. I remember us being in my room, as I starting necking him. Then I began kissing and licking his chest, watching him writhe and groan from the excitement. None of it was anything foreign, but something about the atmosphere made the experience seem more erotic. I moved down to his stomach and listened as his breathing deepened and his voice intensified. "God, I'm doing this to him!" I thought, and it made me even more turned on. Without really thinking about it, the next thing I knew his pants were around his ankles and the head of his erect penis throbbed inside my mouth. I started going through with the motions, and although he seemed to love it, I couldn't help but feel uncomfortable. The taste wasn't bad, but the constant gagging sensation was. I couldn't even finish him off because I felt like I was going to throw up. I definitely hated myself at that point.

So what was the problem? Many things, but nothing that couldn't be helped. We tried it again a few weeks later, and the experience was slightly less intimidating. Eventually, it was no longer nauseating for me to perform on him. I couldn't say I was any more enthusiastic about the act, but I did it to please him anyways. There was something psychological about a man's penis being in my mouth that just weirded me out. I thought that I would never be able to enjoy fellatio for as long as I would live. Of course, I was completely wrong. Four years later, giving head is now one of my favorite activities to do with my new fiance. And I don't feel grossed out, laborious, or slutty either.

Everyone is familiar with the age-old expression, "Where there's a will, there's a way." There certainly is both in the area of giving head, and it's all about your determination to reach a comfort level with it. But there may be obstacles that stand in the way of that. Below are some very common concerns by other women I have met, and my advice to them:

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"I just don't like the idea going down on a man. I don't know why - I guess it's just gross."

For most women, there are usually only two reasons for this. 1) You feel that the penis is dirty, unsanitary, germ-infested, etc. Or, 2) You feel that the act itself is morally unclean and degrading. If your dilemma is the former, here's a little fun fact for you: there is actually more bacteria in your lover's mouth than there will ever be on his penis. Millions more, in fact. Yet, you find nothing unnerving about kissing your partner, do you? If that's not enough for you, then a viable solution would be to use a warm, sanitized cloth to clean off his genitals prior to performing on him. Don't worry about your man objecting to this; most men quite enjoy the sensation.

However, if you fall into the later, ask yourself this: is there anything morally unjust with two consenting lovers having intercourse? If you answered "no", then why is fellatio any different? Both acts involve an enormous amount of trust on both behalves by allowing the man to penetrate the woman, regardless of location. Oral sex, like sex itself, is a sacred act of intimacy and an extension of showing one's love for another. By its very definition then, there is nothing inherently wrong with going down on your partner.

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"I've given head to my boyfriend many times in the past, but I still find it hard to enjoy it. When he's inside of my mouth, it's very difficult to keep him away from the back of my throat. I'm constantly gagging as a result, and it's something that hasn't gone away."

Having a gag reflex is a very normal response. It's your body's way of warning you that you're dangerously close to swallowing something that may be too large to consume. Of course that isn't the case here, so it would be ideal to turn this function off, wouldn't it? It may be distressing to know time after time, you're still experiencing the same discomfort when performing on your lover. This was very much the case with me with my first boyfriend. However, there are things you can do to lessen your gag reflex.

The next time you go down on your partner, try bringing him as far into your mouth as you can, right before you feel the urge to gag. Hold it there for as long as you can until you can't take it longer, catch a breather, and repeat. Over time, you'll find your throat will adapt to this action and it won't be nearly as sensitive. Or, an alternative for those who would like a quick fix, there are many over-the-counter oral-anesthetic sprays that help numb the gag reflex. If you'd prefer something stronger (like, totally-numbing) you can speak to your doctor about Cetacaine. Simply tell him or her you have difficulty brushing your teeth and swallowing pills without gagging, and they will be more than happy to prescribe it to you.

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"My boyfriend has been pressuring me to give him head, but I really don't want to. I love him, I really do, but I just don't know how to do it. I'm afraid I won't pleasure him, or worse, that I'll hurt him."

What you probably have is performance anxiety. Meaning, you're afraid to try new things in fear that you won't be good at them. Of course, him pressuring you isn't going to make it easier, so you should sit him down and explain why it is you don't feel comfortable doing it. One thing to realize though, is that men have their work cut out for them when it comes to oral sex on us women. Not that fellatio is an easy affair, but it's considerably more straight-forward. Quick tips for that: pay special attention to the head of his penis. It is the most sensitive area and will respond well to stimulation. Also, never under any circumstances, allow your teeth to rub against or sink into his shaft. For most men, this is a path straight to hell. Aside from those, you're free to stroke, lick, kiss, and suck your way around. I will write an in-depth article on actually performing fellatio in a future How-To, but for now simply relax and do what comes natural.

Something important to realize is that if he really loves you, how good you're doing will be the last thing on his mind. Plus, like the old saying goes, "Practice makes perfect". You can't get anywhere, let alone better, if you don't try. Another tidbit: I find it incredibly erotic at the sight of my man enjoying what I do to him. The way his knees weaken and his jaw hangs low turns me on intensely. I love to give him head more so because I know he loves to receive it. So, that's something to keep in mind in building more comfort and confidence.

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"What if he comes in my mouth? I'm not sure if I'm ready for that. I heard semen tastes really bad. I told him to let me know when he's about to so I can decide what to do, but I'm afraid he'll get too caught up in the moment and forget."

The great debate: to spit or swallow. Or for many, to even allow semen to enter your mouth at all. Personally, I've gotten used to swallowing. For me, it's much more than the act itself - it's the ultimate form of trust between two lovers. But it's also the most practical solution simply because it leaves no mess. Otherwise, if you allow him to ejaculate in your mouth, but you don't wish to swallow, you'll need to find a place to spit it out. Or even worse, if he pulls out and it gets all over your face and body, you better have a roll of Bounty near by.

As far as taste goes, it varies from guy to guy. Some are sweet as sugar, while others are down right rotten. Pay attention to his diet to find out what his might be like. If he eats a lot of fruits, candy, or anything with high sugar content, his semen will also taste sweet. However, if he drinks a lot of alcohol, smokes, or eats excessive red meat, he's likely to taste very bitter. Either way, a good remedy to ensure good taste is getting him to drink lots (and I mean lots) of pineapple juice. You'll be amazed as to how much of an impact it'll have.

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That's about it. In summary, many woman have their reasons for disliking fellatio. However, none of these should be debilitating for your partners pleasure. When I was younger, I had a difficulty going down on men, but it eventually grew on me. It didn't hurt that my first boyfriend was a very kind, understanding guy that helped me learn to love the act. And whether you're afraid to perform because of hygiene, personal beliefs, bodily restraints, or just general apprehension, you can find hope in the fact that it does get better through time. Giving head doesn't need to be a chore, it can be something that both you and your lover can enjoy. It's all a matter of will power, and whether or not eventually being able to show your love for him in this manner, is important to you.

I hope this helped, and I wish you the best of luck!

Aussie opal commented on Cock And Balls
Sunday, February 19th, 2012, 10:03 PM EST
@ 6:53am.....How R ya going, damn this place is a laugh, no wonder I'm still here.
The anger that ppl spew forth with is their problem not mine, re the Art restoration OMG , it is just SO busy more than ever before and I have hardly any time to do anything but work, have to make time to actually have a social life, still manage it every couple weeks, one job we got was over 120 jobs from a fire so art was smoke damaged and water damaged, then just as we went on hoilday they gave us another 37 to do, that's not counting the normal jobs we do for ppl.
Won't complain tho as a lot of ppl are hurting for business esp the shops who find more ppl shopping online as it's cheaper, can't do that in my business so it's nice to have a niche.
Only downside is being tired.....but the positives outweigh the negative.
Good for you being positive works, try yoga that is great for mind and body!:yes:
Anonymous commented on Cock And Balls
Tuesday, February 21st, 2012, 7:18 AM EST
Hey Aussie! So cool..good for you! Keep busy and ignore this stuff if you can I watched a movie from a friend about online bullying and it said the exact same thin aussi, these people must be miserable!!! And it's best to just stay away from the site I learned that people are gonna talk and why give them a chance to hurt you anon and how weak it is. I realized that I was better off just not knowing..ya know, I don't knows these people they think they know me, and some I do know and it's sad to use such a wicked trick on me. But life goes on and I am thankful because it showed me what the reality is and I am thankful, because I now know what I don't want. And she..they can have it. My future is looking brighter everyday. During these times and dealing with my sight I became very discouraged. Someone sent me a program to help me tighten up my skills and it's Fun and I am woman enough to know it's ok, if you don't use it you lose it. This site reminded me of that and for that I am also thankful. Youn also helped me see I want one who wants only me and for that I am thankful also Aussie. Please further your talents as a inspirational and gifted writes and smile, because where ever you are. You helped someone far away realize her worth..thank you and take care for now lady.One thing I learned in life you have to make sacrifices to survive and be happy and if your not happy only you can change it. I want a new story so this one has to end. Why am I letting these awful people take my joy. I am
beautiful..small frame and all..and my pretty eyes...inside and out they say they say I am a sweetie let me try and keep that demeanor that..fit me the best. :yes: :yes: ^_^
Anonymous commented on Cock And Balls
Tuesday, February 21st, 2012, 7:28 AM EST
And these types of sites will be gone soon laws are changing and for those who think they got away with something, they did not. Tome will reveal and the wind will reveal because this has not gone unseen. And now to try and get on the other site to keep me aware is fruitless. Real people with real issues not 24 year olds who will do anything to keep a man and beat out the competition with all your might..you will get tired on day, but that fight will be never ending. There were no boundaries here and you used that to your full advantage. But you think know one knew. And to utilize your position and job to harass someone or pit woman against one another is not acceptable dam even if you work for the whoever the government or whatever no one is invincible, and time will show you that, not a threat just am observation. You cannot do these things and trick people to hurt them online. It's wrong and childish and I'm, glad I'm done with it and stronger and brighter for it..(smile) later aussi maybe soon I will say hello again till then glad you are doing well and take care.cool
roofers..thanks also. Peace.
Aussie opal commented on Cock And Balls
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012, 12:44 AM EST
I come here these days, I never let anyone get to me, I realize no matter what anyone says I know my worth and MY truth and NO one can take it away no matter how hard they try, self worth is 100% pure gold, you have that, nothing can touch you.
Thant is why this place will never get to me, took awhile to remember, I can't change anyone, I can only say what I feel and if it helps, then great, if not then I tried......keep the faith!:D
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