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Unconscious Sex | Roofessions | Anonymous Confessions & Rants

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jack morley
Sep 13th, 2012
3:47 PM
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Unconscious Sex

My name is Jack Morley.I have a 2.8 inch erect penis.I had sex with Julie Hastings of Conway, NH when she was passed out. I love to "flash" women and have done it thousands of times. I recently exposed myself at a Bridgton, Maine coffeeshop, a Sonic drivethru, at Blockbusters, and elsewhere. I usually wear a dildo when I go out in public.Should I continue with my hobbies?

Frosty commented on Unconscious Sex
Friday, September 14th, 2012, 2:30 AM UTC
My sympathies, Jack. What happened? A circumcision gone wrong? Sounds like they may have removed the penis and left you with the foreskino.O
Anonymous commented on Unconscious Sex
Friday, September 14th, 2012, 4:17 AM UTC
u da man, please continue!
Anonymous 777 commented on Unconscious Sex
Friday, September 14th, 2012, 5:00 AM UTC
Why did you wait until the girl was passed out? She wouldn't have known you were there anyway!

The next time you want to go flashing, go to Walmart, hide in the electronics department and see if anyone mistakes your penis for a AAA battery.

Aussie opal commented on Unconscious Sex
Friday, September 14th, 2012, 6:31 AM UTC
I'm pretty sure a 3" flash wouldn't be seen or scare anyone but a goldfish!o.O
pinecone commented on Unconscious Sex
Sunday, September 16th, 2012, 4:28 AM UTC
you would have to take your clothes off completely to call that a flash,,,,LOL
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