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Anonymous
Dec 16th, 2008
12:28 PM
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God Asked Me...'my Child, What Can I Do

KNOCK KNOCK


I knocked at Heaven's door this morning.

God asked me...'My child, what can I do for you?'

And I said, 'Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message.'

God smiled and answered...'Request granted'.




''Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.''

WOODY commented on God Asked Me...'my Child, What Can I Do
Tuesday, December 16th, 2008, 1:08 PM EST
I'm keeping that in mind,author, you have a nice day .
Aussie opal commented on God Asked Me...'my Child, What Can I Do
Wednesday, December 17th, 2008, 1:22 AM EST
Ain't that the truth author? :roll:
Anonymous commented on God Asked Me...'my Child, What Can I Do
Wednesday, December 17th, 2008, 7:54 PM EST
I was looking forward to the story ending with Sarah Larson's cervix and a well endowed friend, oh well, never mind. :mrgreen:
stevent.222 commented on God Asked Me...'my Child, What Can I Do
Thursday, December 18th, 2008, 2:03 AM EST
Heard someone say they needed a well endowed friend.

Yes how can I help you?


;-)
Pastor Jake commented on God Asked Me...'my Child, What Can I Do
Thursday, December 18th, 2008, 2:40 PM EST
Thanks author, and I likewise asked God to bless you too! And you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy 2009!
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