Why Don't Witches Like To Ride Their...

"Halloween Riddles IV"

Why don't witches like to ride their brooms
when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle.

Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Lake Erie.

Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.

How can you tell when a window is scared?
They get shudders.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween
party?

It had no body to dance with.

When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.

Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he's always goblin.

What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
He's mist.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin

What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.

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