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When I'm An Old Lady, I'll Live
A POEM IN HONOR OF MOTHER'S DAY:-D
When I'm an Old Lady
When I'm an old lady, I'll live with my kids,
and bring so much happiness . . . just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided,
returning each deed. Oh, they'll be so excited.
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.
I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
and bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets, and oh, how they'll shout!
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.
When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
and when that is done I'll hide under the bed.
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.
I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat.
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
and when they get angry, run fast . . . if I'm able.
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.
I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click.
I'll cross both my eyes to see if they stick.
I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
and play in the mud 'til the end of the day.
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.
And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
and thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
and say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"
When I'm an old lady and live with my kids.
~ Author Unknown ~
Hugs from Freckles to ALL Moms!
Hugs to you too Freckles and wishes for a sun shiney day!!:-D
That is a funny poem! Somehow, though, I doubt very much my mom would bring in frogs, garden snakes and salamanders and leave them in a jar on the kitchen counter... like I did! LOL!
Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby.
That Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history.
Somebody said being a mother is boring... ...
That Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good."
That Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices.
That Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window>
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.
That Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first.
That Somebody doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child~rearing questions in the books.
That Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delievery.
That Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarden. Or on a plane headed for military "boat cam."
somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied hehind her back.
That Somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.
That Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter~in~law to a mother"s heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home.
That Somebody never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her.
That Somebody isn't a mother.
Pass this along to all the "mothers" in your life, even if you are not a mother this is just to beautiful not to shake! ! !