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Posted on confessions.jokeroo.com/index.php?msg=45268033

Lunatic -- you are seriously in an Alzheimer's state of lack of mind or memory. Not 24 hours ago, you state here that you have not been here for days on this post. I was reading some other posts and found your comments on every one of them.


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So sorry, liars Aussie opal and I had his(Ed's) rap sheet photos you name it we all had it. I saw the rap sheet, photos (both Yahoo profile and Oklahoma photos with the links put on Roofessions.com) when the link was sent to me by Cotton Candy on IM, asking me what I thought about the whole thing! She told me she thought it was all lies! Don't like the truth? Too fucking bad!

Lindy 5 days ago.
Funny, the Lunatic just said she is the one posted it on the Roo. She slipped up and admitted it was her.

This bimbo is really an old married woman. Gross!


You are really on the Roo all the time, aren't you Lunatic?
Get a life, witch.
In days gone by, you would have been burned at the stake with your witch friends
Assie and Trench mouth Trish. It is true, witches travel in 3's!
 
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82783685. January 5th, 2009 at 9:21 am.
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I am going to try and be a better person this year, eat better, exercise, love my husband more, treat my co-workers nice, the usual. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS YEAR?
 
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97437375. January 4th, 2009 at 3:32 pm.
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I look at all these goofy cut n paste, impostering and slanderous posts that are dominating the Roo lately and it makes me wanna do my part to counter act some of it by making a positive post but...I just sit here, lol.

Jack came in at some point during the night and stole the damn covers, so I froze my pussy California ass off, lol. He was snuggled against me shivering (yep, he's a pussy California dog, lol! ), I dragged a part of one blanket from under him, pulled it to my chin and fell back to sleep where I had weird dreams that I don't remember. Woke up early in the morning with a headache, popped some profin and headed back to uneasy dreamland.

When Hubby got up and turned the heat on it said 55 degrees in the house (32 outside). Jack got up to do his dog circle thing and I practically knocked him over grabbing the covers, lol. Ahh...warmth!

Once we're down to just our two kids again, we're heading to the hospital to visit Hubby's Grandpa. We thought his body was shutting down, family flew in to say their goodbyes...but he's a fighter and is making a tremendous comeback! Yeah!!

Hope everyone enjoys a wonderful Sunday!! Kids are back to school tomorrow for us. We're gonna have a hell of a time getting back in the early morning groove. For instance, at 11:42am, the question on my brain is...what shall I make everyone for breakfast?!!

HUGS!!
 
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79480712. January 4th, 2009 at 2:49 pm.
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I love my husbands dick.
Its just the right size and has a beautiful color to it.
The lenght and the thickness of it, are perfect.
The head of his dick looks so good, that a girl can't help but want to put it in her mouth.
Not all dicks are what I call delicious looking, so I'm very glad that my mans is
 
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46139653. January 4th, 2009 at 2:34 pm.
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You people are all fuckin pathetic.....do you even know that this is not real life.....what does it matter what someone here says about you or others, it's not even real people and it's not like you have to see them on a daily basis.....you idiots choose to come here and take shit as well as dish it out!!!! Get a fuckin grip on reality and give yourselves a really good shake to wake the fuck up!!!! I read this shit all the time but never post becasue you pathetic morons will merely tear it apart for being too intelligent....turn your computers off.....open the blinds....take a fuckin walk and try and talk to some real life people.......or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! Oooooh Waaaaah take me off your list.....Boooo Fuckin Hooo Hooo I don't wanna play with you anymore because you said something that made me feel bad.....Cry me a fuckin river ya bunch of Fuckin Cry Babies!!!!!
 
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12104731. January 4th, 2009 at 12:51 pm.
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I am glad you are all getting a good laugh at the stuff I have comes up with about Trish ....like saying now Trish has buck teeth? Got me laughing thinking of Trish's clown shoes, and now she has buck teeth! That is from doing so many blow jobs! Oh, dear! Ha ha! Let alone what I have said about me! If you think I am an IDIOT, think again! I know how to pile up this crap and get people pissed off at those I hate. It does anything but make me laugh my head off, yeppers! Ha ha!
My buck toothed friend. Wish she were a Lesbo like I am!
Love you Trishy.

-Lindy
 
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92673725. January 4th, 2009 at 3:09 am.
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fortunately most of us know that trish is more upfront and honest than any of her trashers. you could learn much from her. btw, i'm not trish nor do i know her. i've just been observing this charade for a long time and trish's character comes through in her posts and in her comments. she is one person who is not afraid to say what she feels and she has no qualms about identifying herself. it would do you haters good to learn from her example for got to sign before


aussie opal
 
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78535588. January 3rd, 2009 at 11:52 pm.
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AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE


ABOUT GROWING OLDER

Well, CRAP!

Now I forgot what I was gonna say!
 
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34008064. January 3rd, 2009 at 10:13 pm.
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So now you know he four Goldberg brothers, (Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max,)invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner in the mid-1940's.On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter.
Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car.
They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off immediately.The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office,where he offered them $3 million for the patent.
The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted the recognition by having a label, 'The Goldberg Air-Conditioner,' on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed.
Now old man Ford was more than just a little anti-Semitic, and there was no way he was going to put the Goldberg's name on two million Fords. They haggled back and forth for about two hours, and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown. And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show (Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max) on the controls.

So, now you know...
 
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85344214. January 3rd, 2009 at 9:59 pm.
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1. Whoever you fuckers are that keep trying to stir up trouble with Aussie Opal and Lindy and Trish, STOP IT!!!
Will the Aussie/Lindy/Trish haters (yes plural) please stop.

2. Whoever you fuckers are that keep trying to stir up troulble with Cotton Candy, STOP IT!!
Will the Cotton Candy haters (yes plural) please stop.

3. Whoever the fucker is that keeps writing the Phil sucking his own dick (at night), STOP IT!!
Will the Phil hater(s) please stop.

4. Will ALL who post anything hateful and nasty, STOP IT!!
Will everyone who thinks that returning insults with more insults please stop.

Please!
 
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45268033. January 3rd, 2009 at 9:50 pm.
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