Aussie's Hot Dog

One day Aussie was eating a very scrumdiddlyumptious hot dog. But then Hippie Dad saw that shit. He got a major hard on to match Aussie's big bulge in her own knickers.

Hippie Dad: Deep throat that hot dog like it was your ass dick or something

Aussie :Fuck off suck my hairy opals you fuckdad! Thats sexual harrassment! Didnt your mother teach you otherwise?!!!

Hippie Dad: Oh shit... I never thought of it that way. I'm sorry sweaty biotch!

Aussie and Hippie Dad had a serious sit down to talk about safe sex, respecting your mother, and that hot dogs are food but can also be used for sexual pleasure.


Hippie Dad: I used to have a baby foal in my barn, but I knitted it a sweater for it's ballsack.

Aussie: Nothing is better than a warm ballsack you bitch.