One day Aussie was eating a very scrumdiddlyumptious hot dog. But then Hippie Dad saw that shit. He got a major hard on to match Aussie's big bulge in her own knickers.
Hippie Dad: Deep throat that hot dog like it was your ass dick or something
Aussie :Fuck off suck my hairy opals you fuckdad! Thats sexual harrassment! Didnt your mother teach you otherwise?!!!
Hippie Dad: Oh shit... I never thought of it that way. I'm sorry sweaty biotch!