We ordered pizza the other day, I couldn`t believe how damn long it took for that ass of a delivery dude took to finally show up with it. Needless to say I was a bit miffed by the time he got there. After he handed me the pizza ,he kinda stood there like the fool thought I was gonna tip him after he had dinked around, I told him" Dude, don`t even be expecting a tip, I could have got the damn thing quicker if I would have crawled to the fuckin resturant, on my hands and knees, naked, pushing a peanut with my fuckin nose!! You should have seen the look on his face, pricless!